Werewolf Hologram

Fuck The vanity I’m cashing in my sanity tokens
Love is battery acid now your face is really smokin'
What a pretty moment, yeah the portals open
Let’s dive inside and pass out drunk in a frozen ocean
Every astronaut needs his dancing mascot it’s blast off
and there ain’t enough gas to get back doc
Full moon at high noon Black jack stand off
Bombs away bottoms up tops off after shock
This is not another big footing sighting
This is your brain on the drugs when the drugs are lightning
Hold tight to the bright lights- oh how enlightening
Fight or flight high jack your life it’s more exciting
We all want so much more than we’ll have
or need it never lasts at least one day you’ll have an epitaph 
For the right stack oh what a gas
Nothings set in stone just sell sell sell and sell it fast
 
(Hook)
Were all, were all, were all, were all, were all
werewolf holograms blinded by the fall of man
Were all, were all, were all, were all, were all
Afraid of ourselves and a world we’ll never understand
 
Got a lot on mind that I can’t say to strangers
Think I’m losing my mind in love with touching danger
Dancing with the devil treating friends like strangers
Angel on angel violence we need a savior
People come people go it’s all so novicane
I don’t know my brain let alone my motor skills
Your my Mona Lisa the feelings on over kill
Call it what you wanna call it maybe I’m over the hill
Doomed to do what humans do cuz we don’t know what to do
Stuck on mute unplugged unimpressed with everything that isn’t you
yup I’m screwed up too that news is nothing new
Prepared to shoot for my favorite pair of shoes
Paralyzed from the dick up without a parachute
There’s no room for hiccups when your scared of the truth
Jumping through burning hula hoops to regroup the troops
Let’s dance the night away and wake to a game of who’s who

(Hook)
Were all, were all, were all, were all, were all
werewolf holograms blinded by the fall of man
Were all, were all, were all, were all, were all
Afraid of ourselves and a world we’ll never understand

I Heart Gravity

I got more sole than a sneaker fiend with a nerd rap fetish
you got it? you get it?
Gotta get a head of the apathetic rat race and assassinate
malicious hipster bitches addicted psychedelics
I feel like I’m sky diving inside silent film drive-in
Or am I just stuck on a sickle cell psilocybin island
trying to find the flower in a bloody hymen
Oh buddy I’m going nutty like who’s hidin'
I got a camp fire castle in my con-science
Shoveling snow flake aftermath- automatic giant
Call me your highness the dictator and a client
Too cool for walking boots, Nike—air frequent flyin'
Grew a beard for boredom sake and saved it for comic relief
Next up a tattoo of a peace sign pot leaf
Tangibility went obsolete and off the grid
at a mobile motel 8 face down in the polka-dot print

(Hook) 
Heeeeve ho - breath deep breath carefully
The ground broke up with gravity now were floating to therapy

Diagnosed and thrown to the lab coats at CVS
Another lab tested brat breast feeding til death
Here take this pink pill to counter act that yellow pill
you take to supplement that magic rainbow of pills
What a thrill, there going for the kill
your life is falling apart now don’t forget the bill.
Bill, what bill? This bill? Or bill? 
The Bill That used to build stacks outta dollar Bills
Holy hell if only hell had public transport
universal health care and a reformed landlord
I might consider jumping ship. Nothing but a Jansport
Instead of burning alive in a landfill of pitchforks
I wanna shake the decapitated hand of the thief 
that got caught red handed  holding the string 
holding the balloon head baby boomer blimp
that blew up to rule the world with an iron fist.

(Hook) 
Heeeeve ho- breath deep breath carefully
The ground broke up with gravity now were floating to therapy

Go High Lion

(Hook) 
Lions, Tigers, and Bears oh my! 
Don’t mind me for asking just asking why?!
Go High or don’t go at all
These days good alibis are hard to buy

Good morning donkey kong! I I mean Viet Kong
I mean Vietnam I mean we’ve been gone
Meet and greet with a white sheet Saddam
Talking propaganda messaging a bong
Oh Geronimo! let’s got to Guantanamo
Light up a Cuban and play a game of dominoes
Then vamanos why so monotone?
I thought it was a campground for those in search of marijuana smoke?
Shit, this is prison for terrorists? Are you on Facebook?
Are you a fan of your therapist?
cuz there’s this friend of mine writing a narrative
that needs a good ear to file share his embarrassment
What a screw ball cartoon Zoolander
who’s after who? and who’s changing who’s pampers?
Oh dear! Life is a deer in head lights
Better hold on tight to them antlers.

(Hook) 
Lions, Tigers, and Bears oh my! 
Don’t mind me for asking just asking why?!
Go High or don’t go at all
These days good alibis are hard to buy

Armed with a banana hand gun in a bandana
marching to the bonanza anthem in Santa Ana
How romantic! A classic stand up 
For 20 bucks, a pack of cigs and a can of Fanta
Put a hand up and do the Air-Jordan
Don’t it feel good to support things that are unimportant?
I’m a finely groomed sportsman
So what am I not hot enough for a fucking endorsement
These blue eyes sure could rob a lot of Porches
Straight off the fork lift, take to your porch 
call the cops then report it then report the loss in the morning
collect insurance and that reward quick
knock on your door extort you with the reward
and the Porsche and force a remortgage record it
then report the reward stolen collect another reward 
and an award of golden roses

(Hook) 
Lions, Tigers, and Bears oh my! 
Don’t mind me for asking just asking why?!
Go High or don’t go at all
These days good alibis are hard to buy

Fuck you and your gold chain swag
Your just a pound of dirt brown schwag
That’s one seedy douche bag
I’d have to smoke you in a blunt just to get a headache

Incredible

Who knows where we’re gonna go
Middle finger to the open road
I try to do my best
But I wanna be incredible
The devil made a freak show
with everyone I seem to know
I try to block it out
But were all so incredible
Hey there Mr. President
How’s Big Business Been?
All that money don’t spend itself
Well it must be incredible
Hey there Mr. Never There
Not a care in the world 
All that time don’t pass itself
Well you must be incredible

Marching On

(Hook)
March!
March!
March!
Keep on Marching on

It’s a wonderful life- Jimmy Stewart Hoe Hoe Hoe
No wonder this is never never wonderland- Oh
Alice in chains getting spanked by the ghost
of John Holmes under pants thunder cannon under handed
Holly would wouldn’t she? suck the wood right off a money tree
and stump the company
Like “look mom it wasn’t me just a throat full of Cash Rules Everything Around Me CREAM”
But what’s in it for me is the mentality suddenly- suddenly?!
You must be smoking the rock you’ve been hiding underneath
Up up uppity a way we gold humbly
Rub a dub Bubba Gumby Bubble gum 
Bubble pop bumble bee
Daddy was a crocodile Dundy 
done deal dunce cap done-ski
We’re just parliament funky-delic monkeys
Dancing in a cage for the bum’s to see- Ugly

(Hook)
March!
March!
March!
Keep On Marching on

Melon in a blender- blazay bla
Another mind fuck mardi gras menage a toi
So what if gods got a monopoly on thought
Think for yourself- we roll our eyes at the thought
It’s the decade of the self made self help savior
save yourself or make way for the majors
Make love, make babies that grow up into haters
and make sure to pick pocket all the party favors
I had a dream my hard drive crashed into a bus full of convicts
They all escaped anonymous,
Found hide out at a mental hospital full of astonishment
Where getting out alive wasn’t on your list of promises
They were stuck plotting a plot to bomb threat the obvious
Take hostages from desk job offices
There only demand was a life less audited
So I woke up and dismantled my memory with a Hockey stick

(Hook)
March!
March!
March!
Keep On Marching on

WOOLF

Ages ago this city was held hostage
5-letter word wolf stencil colossus
Sloppy by design but the style was polished
Owned every billboard, boxcar and college
He wore the price on his hand style gladly
Knee deep in a mountain of hamburger patties
Like fuck off bitch and don’t forget the sesame seed bun
Your 15 burners of fame are finally done
He never slept, he never talked, he never even lived
Just scribbled all the visuals swimming in his lid
Word started spreading through multiple channels
He was a task force robot in the shell of a vandal
He wasn’t in it for the fame, martre for the art starving
Until the writer we love to hate went milk carton
never to be seen again a blip in margins
Immortalized folklore legendary carving

(Hook)
And we just want are names on the wall
a place that relates to the yes yes ya’ll (ah ah ah) 

living off soap operas and popsicles 
Amazed by the space separating us from God’s missile
Caught in the middle of a chicken pot pistol 
and the thought he’s just mommy’s little auctioned off cripple
secluded in the farms of northern Iowa
Miles apart from things he’d die to touch
You could feel the love in all the “I give ups!”
Almost as much as the constant Vicodin buzz
Pumps viking blood with the mind of a psychic thug
But can’t tie his shoes let alone ride the bus
Stuck in total blackness eye’s wide shut
One in a million freak accident- just my luck
The only thing keeping him alive is the vendetta
and ten years of hate waiting to get out and get up
The city mine, mine for the taking
No returns every inch burned- liquidated 

(Hook)
And we just want are names on the wall
a place that relates to the yes yes ya’ll (ah ah ah) 

Where he came from art was foreign 
Found a voice in graffiti cuz it never ignored him
Became a generic aerosol kid fuck air-Jordan
Let’s leave this shit hole and invest in distortion
Hitch hiking with a sharpie marker thumbs high
On a mission to tattoo every cloud in the sky
After days of travel he landed in B-boy babylon
Equipped with dated bubble letters that fad is gone
He didn’t know what he was doing but knew what he wanted
he wanted to make a name bigger than your name-promise
At all costs bombin- like a kamikaze comic
but all too many fundamental tricks went forgotten
Like fuck! there’s a red cherry shadow coming after me
I’m hanging solo on a clothes line ready to make a masterpiece
Lost balance shattered knees cracked teeth handcuffed 
Billy club to the temple can’t see

(Hook)
And we just want are names on the wall
a place that relates to the yes yes ya’ll (ah ah ah) 

The Future Is Free

(David Mars)
Rolex, Carmex, Comic, Fake tits!
You know that I’m famous bitch, you got some nice teethWhen I catch the funk then the funk is of the top
Catch a little buzz from the bump then knock it down
Nothing in the world can stop the move now
Listen real close while I’m talking through sounds
That drag you in n never let you go
It’s up to Mr. Ecid to turn you with his remotes
It’s A light beam delivering lightning at light speed
Flashing different circuits never know where it might lead
Who’s Crazy? Aren’t you mistaking? Me for the one that takes everything baby!
For granted I’ve had it begin the meltdown
I’ll plan my escape when the aliens come round
Until that time I want you to know
It’s been a pleasure changing your channels with my remote.

(Hook)
Men and ladies what the fuck?
Shake your body tear it up
It’s the future can’t ya see
I get everything for free
Men and ladies what the fuck?
Shake your body tear it up
It’s the future can’t ya see
Everybody looks like me

(Ecid)
Ugh, Rush Limbaugh did it
Get this man to a hair restoration clinic
Next to an Asian spa- what a happy finish
Blue balls are bad for bidness
Fake it to make it go ape shit
Let’s build a spaceship outta paint chips
Fill In The Breaks we make your spine spin
Get on the foreskin dick ride dive in
It’s a sick psycho sling shot syringe
Co-signing slime for the kids on the on the fringe
Bada bing bada bing oh my god not again
Creepy crawlies inside your skin
High jack the pot and call the kettle black magic
Who brought witchcraft to a beauty pageant
What a blood bath splish splash madness
This is damn good back woods acid

(Hook)
Men and ladies what the fuck?
Shake your body tare it up
It’s the future can’t ya see
I get everything for free
Men and ladies what the fuck?
Shake your body tare it up
It’s the future can’t ya see
Everybody looks like me

(Leif)
Blinking lights make it hard to see
these machines look just like me,
blank my mind take my memory
download it on the web for free.

Digitize humanity
Stream it live on an lcd
Covered in electricity
Doesn’t matter cause it’s all for free.

Free

(Hook)
Men and ladies what the fuck?
Shake your body tare it up
It’s the future can’t ya see
I get everything for free
Men and ladies what the fuck?
Shake your body tare it up
It’s the future can’t ya see
Everybody looks like me

Back From Japan

(Hook)
We’re searching for some way some how
Something right now. Right right now
You can sell you smiles but they buy frowns
There goes California watch it drown
We’re searching for some way some how
Something right now. Right right now
You can sell you smiles but they buy frowns
There goes Tokyo watch it drown

I knew a genius once, the world was small back then
When everyone knew everyone and everyone was friends
I watched him self destruct, it was us and them
Assassinated his creation just to recreate again
It’ll pass in the blink of an eye patch
Time is slow it’s the characters that move fast
We all love watching a crash aftermath
Til we crash into that crash and get emotionally attached
We didn’t grow apart we just grew and grew
Too big to fit inside a world that out grew the truth
He taught me how to think without thinkin' twice
Go as high as you can til the skies afraid of heights
Don’t burn a bridge without jumping off it first
If you survive the fall than you better kiss the dirt
Sometimes blessings come disguised as ticking time bombs
and only time will tell when the weapons are drawn

(Hook)
We’re searching for some way some how
Something right now. Right right now
You can sell you smiles but they buy frowns
There goes California watch it drown
We’re searching for some way some how
Something right now. Right right now
You can sell you smiles but they buy frowns
There goes Tokyo watch it drown

Tornadoes come and go and don’t apologize
They demolish and divide our cities into sides
Til they get so divided we can’t decide what side
we’d die for so we flip a coin and call sides
One can only hope times like this bring us closer
Your not alone no matter what side you shoulder
Every days another day closer to closer
Some of us just burn out before we get older
I knew a hero once he tried to save us all
We didn’t want his help we were trying to fall
You can’t fix whats meant to be Chernobyled
I think I’ve earned the right to finally be hopeful
Learning to let go and go with hoopla
There’s nothing more beautiful than you and your new flaws
I’m not focused on the loss got a new thought- awe
Thinking winning streaks ooh la la  
ooh la la la
ooh la la la

(Hook)
We’re searching for some way some how
Something right now. Right right now
You can sell you smiles but they buy frowns
There goes California watch it drown
We’re searching for some way some how
Something right now. Right right now
You can sell you smiles but they buy frowns
There goes Tokyo watch it drown

ooh la la la
ooh la la la

So Much Fire

Bangarang a lang a lang- What am I saying?
I’m just hanging out the balcony like a vagrant-no complaining
Too many haters in the elevator hating on all levels
Like “I’ve been on the 13th floor with this guy I’m dating”
You mean bangin? I’m sayin'. There all the same silly hipster girl
Oh you, I know but there not as cool as you
So I’m climbing up the fire escape to make it to the roof
I gotta paper airplane-trying to let it loose
Spread your wings Dunder Mifflin
I’m trying to dumb it down but don’t know infant
I’ll admit I’m on the weirder side of different
But weird is in again so I’m all in-let’s start a business
I’m trying to tip toe a tight rope to tinsel town
Pull the plug on reality and watch it thin out
I mean burn down. So angry- I’m working on it
You can work my product while I’m toe jam and earling vomit

(Hook)
Nah Nah- na na na
Nah Nah- na na- na na na x4

yup, under it all I’m an unprepared underdog
An underwear ghost chasing wonder bra’s
Under paid and over thought, there’s goes late night lovers walk
So raw, all flaw, don’t cover up the claws
Money talks and talks and talks
and whether or not you’ve got a lot or a little
It’ll never shut the fuck up
So put your money where your mouth is
and find a special stomach you can trust
Smile like you mean it Not my fault I’m conceited
People on the Internet hale me as a genius
Just get me a cab and pay my tab at the Fetus
I don’t need all that ego’s get teams defeated
So many things on my mind I can’t say a thing
So I freeze up til I can finally think
But the only things seeing a shrink is my wardrobe
Wasting all my on heart to hearts with worn clothes
I’m embracing crazy- tumble dry award shows
Lord knows Bo knows baseball and I’m no Kevin Sorbow
But I’ll sorbay your ass til the doors close

(Hook)
You’ve got so much fire
but don’t know to burn it
Who needs a lighter
your already in the furnace

(Outro)
Do the werewolf
Do the full moon
the devils in the dos and the dont’s just do you
 

Men Kill Men

(Hook)
We’re living in a fucked up crazy world
Men kill men over stupid girls
We judge each other by the size of our fists
and do and say anything to get rich

Another day another happy meal disco
Middle finger on the trigger flick flick the zippo
self made machine gun weed by the brick load
Fire sign lipping off to the inner nympho
In Ronald McDonald's red wig we trust
eat your heart out literally dig a hole- seal it up
go head jump already son- feel the thud
The deck is stacked against you burn it up- deal the dust
Another day another MIA better Diplo
Don’t drink the tap water it’s making us sicko
Richards skinny dipping in your pool- call it a dick float
Oh shit no- Dance party bliss broken hip bones
We went from conscious to obnoxious to self conscious
to non-sense now nauseous somebody lost it
Oh got it’s not another speech is it?
Revolution was so 20 minutes ago

(Hook)
We’re living in a fucked up crazy world
Men kill men over stupid girls
We judge each other by the size of our fists
and do and say anything to get rich

Oh golly Molly’s on molly lost in a mall getting
malled by Wally and his voo doo doll named dolly
chanting please call me see Wally’s loved Molly
sense first grade beach ball volley
But she’s got a crush on the whole football team
an her drama coach and washing machine
so there’s no way they’ll slop saliva and pheromones
So shocked he can’t survive out there alone
Good thing our favorite creep has a trick up his sleeveless tee
twenty three hundred CC’s of TNT dipped in LSD
it’s gonna be one hell of a trip! 
Come a long sweet heart I’ve got you a gift
Another day another good girl gone wild
Turned headline before her bed time oh my
ratings are sky high is this check mine?
Another day another bloody dollar sign

(Hook)
We’re living in a fucked up crazy world
Men kill men over stupid girls
We judge each other by the size of our fists
and do and say anything to get rich

The Pursuit Of Everything In Between 

Everybody I know is so stressed, 
like this towns been dry for months on end
with no end in sight for sore eyes-good night
We all just want someone to say good morning have a good flight
She just wants a good high and a good dude
with good up’s good luck the good don’t die young enough
good god we had a good thing going- gone
It’s good to help a stranger but don’t forget your Mom
I wanna be good man with a strong hand shake
making good moves I’ll never leave these damn lakes
wide awake in the belly of the beastiality
Never stray too far from reality
cuz change is good especially for politicians
but it can be a problem for your wallet and your addictions
they’ll sell the rubber right from under you
so keep a good eye out cuz humans lie and numbers get skewed   

(Hook)
Boom! and you don’t even know what just hit you
If the shoe fits tip toe til you turn blue
Boom! and you don’t even know what just hit you
The Good, The Evil and all your issues

I don’t believe in evil I believe in people
but people are evil by nature so I guess that makes me evil
I’m not afraid of your disease I’m afraid of your needles
and the space in between whatever else it equals
Its a mans world and were all dead beats
scheming a way to release our bad seeds
they all want bad boys, so we exploit the need
supply and demand justify the hustle and the greed
what does it mean? I don’t think you really wanna know
it’s like eating a fistful of yellow snow- after dark
the truth can smart and leave you stone cold
see there’s just some places know one dare go
I’ve got friends that’ll steal your watch
and be like “yo bro what time you got?”
I’ve got a heart full of piss and vinegar 
and I’ll be damned if I ever get fooled twice by this wicked earth

(Hook) 
Boom! and you don’t even know what just hit you
If the shoe fits tip toe til you turn blue
Boom! and you don’t even know what just hit you
The Good, The Evil and all your issues

Sometimes I wanna throw my phone off the Wabasha bridge
and forget communication exists
Sometime I wanna call my long lost friends and relatives
Just tell em how awesome there existence is
We used to give a fuck and now we don’t give a shit
what on earth happened? well what didn’t?
You grow up, go nuts, go for broke and give in
Learn to think big and buy some thick skin
there’s no I in team, well neither are dollar signs
it’s just the way it is, no need to apologize
I’ve been self sufficient since 8-8-84
Since my first steps, fill in the breaks/fake four
We freed Parnel but his dumb ass got caught
hot boxing at a cop auction in southern Austin
This world could use more window shopping locksmith
But I’m just another haunted icon with a 2Pac complex

(Hook)
Boom! and you don’t even know what just hit you
If the shoe fits tip toe til you turn blue
Boom! and you don’t even know what just hit you
The Good, The Evil and all your issues

Boo Hoo

There burning up villages in Libya
While we bitch about sitting on a city bus
Silly fucks live it up one less bill to divvy up
Insurgence V.S. peace sign insignia’s
Read the stat sheet conceived with hippie love
Sticky licky lucky lolly amphibian lunges
The modern day high is at least sixty bucks
Too much purple in your pissy cup
Pin the tail on the pin-striped donkey dick simian mut
now your stuck with an implant in your Tibia
gimme gimme liberty don’t get lippy schmuck
No pity for idiot pups
There she goes drunk again- everybody clap for Lydia
Singin’ like a virgin karaoke at shitty pub
We all chase our tails then blame our shadows dizzying us
pimpin our lineage up

(Hook)
ooh ooh you don’t fucking get it. You just don’t get it do you
ooh ooh you don’t fucking get it. I see right through you- boo hoo 

Ya wanna change but your wardrobes limited
ya tied the knot then ate up all the red rope licorice
We dip our feet in the deep end for dividends
swimmin' in over our heads just for the primitive 
I’m a sucker too, I’m that dude buying the sneakers
to match the freebie t-shirt 
he got at the D.B. Sweeney double feature last Easter. 
In 01’ I had a cell phone a 2-way and a beeper
don’t believe me? ask a legion of weed freak tweakers
I need to air it out like a free falling streaker
going Bob Sieger on a pre-fab skeezer
waiting for the pool boy to get the VISA out the freezer
I don’t answer when you call now, wonder why?
I see your true colors now and I’m color blind
Not calling out names, maybe some other time
No angels here just 3 upside down number 9’s

(Hook)
ooh ooh you don’t fucking get it. You just don’t get it do you
ooh ooh you don’t fucking get it. I see right through you- boo hoo 

Oh Well

Happiness is a tough sell
Some sad bastards just love hell
Like “fuck money I steal from myself”
I do this for me by me in my cell
Who’s to blame? They blame pops
like “Thug Life fuck life til the condom pops”
Babies raised by make babies
That kill babies cuz their just babies 
Too afraid to raise their babies
Some body save me
It’s my fault I’d rather be Jay-Z than Dick Chaney
Brainy but dumbed down for slang sake 
Stakes is make a pie six blocks high
stuff your face and await the naked skank 
happy birthday Mr.President always takes the cake
It’s hard to fly straight in a flock of jailbirds
So Whats it worth Mr. Opiate Taylor

(Hook)
You tell me your okay- but I know damn well
Your cry wolf cry for help
You tell me your okay- but I know dam well
Oh well Oh well Oh well 

So your free falling off the wagon into glue manure
Thought you were the self employed entrepreneur
Used to be the school nerd now your so Franklin/Seward
You forgot who you were
So today’s the big day the day you play hang man
With a vacuum cleaner chord and a ceiling fan
Talk about clearing the air
Go ahead kick the chair and hang ten til your clearly dead air
A spinning piñata til hasta mañana
Cry momma all ya wanna- remember she’s hearing impaired
What if it doesn’t do the trick Mr.Why Me?
Why don’t you try me? you can use an IV
A super-sized high for the hybrid society
It might just be the thing you’ve been dying to meet
But I get the feeling it’s a publicity stunt you’ve been 
working on for months, well no one cares and no one’s stumped

(Hook)
You tell me your okay- but I know damn well
Your cry wolf cry for help
You tell me your okay- but I know dam well
Oh well Oh well Oh well 

(Outro) 
Reach out to the people around you
Before it’s too late and no one’s around you

(Hook)
You tell me your okay- but I know damn well
Your cry wolf cry for help
You tell me your okay- but I know dam well
Oh well Oh well Oh well 

So Damn Einstein!

This calls for immediate evacuation
Pack your junk and vacuum seal your patience
I love the smell of invasion in the morning- Sun!
Wash it down with a water board warning- Done!
Were on our baby straight the cosmos
Twenty second century wings grow on broncos
Our generation is defined by a pie chart
It’s the game winning shot and we forgot about the high arc
We took everything we could take without taking what 
we shoulda woulda coulda took to take it
The only thing left is floating information- Burn!
And the remains of estranged names and faces- Burnt!
It smells like car salesman musk 
There must be a cut throat sport coat running outta luck
Is this the future or a sci-fi flick?
Pass the plutonium I need another trip

(Hook)
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
(invest in endorphins)

After twenty some light years we finally landed
Greetings! We’ve come to steal your planet
But have no fear it’s an American tradition
Richer than religions time tested list of victims
And if ya stick with it you’ll get a casino next to a prison
Next to a condemned building turned crack kitchen
Attached to strip mall filled with bitchy little children
Your culture’s now prohibited and forbidden
So bow to your new god- color television
Wave good riddins to your caveman nature
Shake hands with bad karma and movie studio saviors
But don’t move we’ve got razor blade lasers
Doesn’t anybody here even speak earth? 
Please take us to your fucking leader
We brought peace reefer 
and a flesh eating fever 

(Hook)
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
(invest in endorphins)

All you humans think your so damn “Einstein”
Did you really think you discovered our ozone- No!
We downloaded your primitive language
Over five eons ago as an office joke
See Mr. Hot Shot astronaut 
we project “our” thoughts through any object we want
In fact we actually invented Macintosh as an after thought
Then talked your God into cashing in on the props
Your desperate for clean air Mr. Blade Runner
Our culture is a glorious wonder
We will not be brain washed by inferior new comers
So shut the fuck up and take a number 
If you wanted deep dish pizza  and wide screen porn
Then you should’ve stopped feeding mother nature carbon storm
This is the future in it’s Hollywood form
A real psychological thriller Billy Jean reborn 

(Hook)
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
(invest in endorphins)

Rock Stars Don’t Apologize

(Awol)
If I said that I was sorry then would you help me?
If I’m a sore loser or a dead end boozer
Sorry I lost my right to be wrong
there’s no skin left for brand new wounds
I’m breaking some habits that people don’t know about
I’m Sorry enough to take it and throw it out
Sorry that I stabbed you in the face twenty three and a half times
with a pencil and burned your mental
Well I could blame you sorry for the prototype
Forget face forget the hype
Get off your computer stop smoking so much weed
Do something creative give yourself a disease
Bleeding me dry it’s been done before
Sorry I gave the neighbors something to complain about
your magnet it draws me closer
Sorry that I ever gave you any kinda doubt
I’m so sorry I play the game sorry
Well gather around and listen to our story
I’m so sorry that I think about it every day
In every single kinda way

(Kristoff)
This ones for all the times I made you feel shitty
A direct impulse of my indulgence giddy
Sitting on top of something used to be pretty
Now I’m standing on the bottom stoned karma unclear
Should I stay busy or should lay dizzy
On the fun fear come here jump the train with me
We can run from the old me tug on the new one
hold em up to one another and just learn how to move on
A wrong turn a tight birds nest made of strands
From my ancestors burdens built by my children’s hands
I’m a nurtured man who never reached my full potential
Trying to be a stem cell a sand in a cancer castle
Forgiveness is like trying to pull teeth
you pretend to be my friend or get revenge and bully me
Pull off to the sideline remind of the time I aligned
both my eyes with night sky in the twilight
A fine night being in a distant place
trying to kiss your face with my twist of fate
now it’s all opened straightened out flattened and compressed
Panned dead center in your head treasure in my chest

(Eyedea)
I’ll trick you into sinning so that when god casts me down
to the jaws of hell you’ll be there with me to make me smile
I’m not selfish just because I use your frown
to my benefit some kings were just made without a crown
And your proud face isn't your best disguise
Drop the witty act and prey that pity gets on your side
And I get so fucking high
that you actually look grounded even though you whole approach is sky
Close your eyes I’ll show you both my sides
Ones totally fine the other close to dying
blind 20/20 under cooked over drive
I’ll give you every option then you decide which me you like
Give me the evil eye I’ll give my good ear
Bald eagles fly and rock stars lose their hair
You can live in luxury or you can live in fear
My biggest flaw is my inability to even care
Dream with me that way I don’t feel guilty
When I dig my way to into your head and start rebuilding
the neural pathways that dictate your reality
I’m sorry you mistook my vowel silence for apology

(Ecid)
I took a joyride through the friendly skys
With a leather belt inverted umbrella disguise
Attached to my crash test dummy mask made in levitate
The jokes on the mummy made of masking tape
Was that too coded? Sorry I voted
I’m smarter than I think baby you just didn’t notice
Learning to grow with the roots and the crow shit oh shit
Pull the string already I’m ready to blow in the wind
Today I woke up in a car trunk coma
I guess chivalry’s alive and kicking in Oklahoma
Prom king crook with a broken poem diploma
Chasing the desert road missing my sharona
So squeaky clean like skinny dipping in angel DNA
It’s time to jump somebody lead the way
I wish I could perfect my pimp strut perspective
Lucky me the “fuck you's” accepted break me down by percentage
Sore losers make the best good sports
I’m a time warp late and a “dollar bill ya’ll” short
I wanna be immortalized in strip malls and movie screens
crucified in the sun for the sake of bronze jewelry

Surprise Yourself

Death to the mid-twenties pessimist
this dead end debit pimp smiley face is evidence
I don’t love lady luck were just friends with benefits
88 MPH skipping ahead to the second kiss
We all sleep walk embrace your inner coo coo
Don’t kill the dream before the car alarm woo woo’s
and your caught on a treadmill in a tube top and moon boots
pocket dialing bomb threats to your exes new boo
Said it couldn’t be done- Well I just did it
With no gun, no chain and a dollar bill limit
Fucking cynic, zip it. Give it a rest. I’m not finished
Chin up, the grass can’t be that interesting? Is it?
I celebrate in between both 11:11’s
so to me 4:20 is an irrelevant collection of seconds
I think a lot probably more than recommended
I’m writing a novel in my head and don’t wanna forget it

(Hook)
We will surprise you We will surprise them
We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing
We will surprise you We will surprise them
We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient

I used to be so “me against the world” 2Pac- I’m over it
I’d rather hold yoga poses on a pogo stick
and hump my beautiful brunette til the crazy dog notices
Instead of going postal on a mogul screaming “socialist!”
Ya gotta scare yourself stupid. Ya know moon a platoon
steroid enthusiasts while hoola hooping in a pool of AC units
Til your soul gets so electrocuted your baby’s
mommas other babies daddies babies shoes fit
Last week I signed a contract on an airplane
Just to light a match and dance in its ashes
While we crash landed in the mid-Atlantic
Sorry Captain, don’t panic it just had to happen
Don’t you believe in magic? And fabricated accidents?
I do- But I wear skinny jeans like we invented fashion
and damn I look good- better than your girlfriend
Who wants a court side seat to see the world end

(Hook)
We will surprise you We will surprise them
We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing
We will surprise you We will surprise them
We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient

I finally figured out this whole walking through walls thing
And all it took was a jack-hammer golf swing
If only I could conquer walking on water
Then my friends my game would really be evolving
I quit drinking started eating cold turkey
I was getting too loose too topsy turvy
I’ll never get bamboozled you can’t out work me
Why such a hurry? Stay a while. We’re just getting flirty

(Hook)
We will surprise you We will surprise them
We’re not going for broke we’re going for amazing
We will surprise you We will surprise them
We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient

Burn Everything

(Verse 1)

No good at details, the devil’s in the debit card
I used to have BIG dreams & now I better charge
made my bed but can’t sleep until I get in the car
I’d stay-in every night if I could build a dead end bar
I’m an idealist with NO idea what I’m thinking
It’s my world, the way I thought it up a rinky dink zing-zing
Don’t forget to thank the zig-zag for the giggling
touched by a psychedelic and I’m still tingling
ring a ling on to bigger things that don’t mean shit
torn between agreements and the things I can agree with
We don’t go to treatment to fight off our demons
we go to treatment to find a better dealer to tweak with
I’m a product of the cross streets I frequent
allergic to your nervous need to be undefeated
Please, I only consume the junk I’ve been duped to believe in
It’s no dis, I’m just naturally disobedient

(Hook)
I’ve been going through an “I Don’t Give A Shit” phase
Burning everything that doesn’t fit inside of this bag
Throw it all throw it all throw it all away
Throw it all throw it all throw it all away
I’ve been going through an “I Don’t Give A Shit” phase
Burning everything that doesn’t fit inside of this bag
Going once, going twice, going going goodbye
Going once, going twice, going going goodbye

(Verse 2)

All I need is sex, weed & yoga
Too bad a couldn’t roll a condom on my cobra
to save my soldiers from being premature grown up’s
Let alone roll a joint to save my sanity from sober. SO WHAT!
I can un-roll a yoga mat and turn into buckwheat soba
standing at the podium grabbing my scrotum
Keep your over priced ecoli cola’s
the dumbest of dogs know where it goes when the price goes up
NO DUH, so poster boy Minnesota
Get lost at outlet malls on my way to the Dakota’s
One day I’ll wake up and embrace my inner minimalist
Get a job at IKEA and take minimal risks
Only speak in cardboard signs so every minute we get
to talk is unspoken suggestion to chip in a tip
but as far as today goes, I’m far from the simplest
Still addicted to ridiculous shit.

(Hook)
I’ve been going through an “I Don’t Give A Shit” phase
Burning everything that doesn’t fit inside of this bag
Throw it all throw it all throw it all away
Throw it all throw it all throw it all away
I’ve been going through an “I Don’t Give A Shit” phase
Burning everything that doesn’t fit inside of this bag
Going once, going twice, going going goodbye
Going once, going twice, going going goodbye

(Outro)
bla bla bla (adlibs of random references)
When am I ever gonna need that?
yada yada
When am I ever gonna need that?
bla bla bla
When am I ever gonna need that?
yada yada
When am I ever gonna need that?
bla bla bla
When am I ever gonna need that?
yada yada
When am I ever gonna need that?
bla bla bla
When am I ever gonna need that?
yada yada
When am I ever gonna need that?

(Hook)
I’ve been going through an “I Don’t Give A Shit” phase
Burning everything that doesn’t fit inside of this bag
Throw it all throw it all throw it all away
Throw it all throw it all throw it all away
I’ve been going through an “I Don’t Give A Shit” phase
Burning everything that doesn’t fit inside of this bag
Going once, going twice, going going goodbye
Going once, going twice, going going goodbye